As my hair has gone from red to white blonde, I’ve become a fan of blonde guy jokes. A few, including one filled with non-blonde stereotypes
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of the building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump!’ The Mexican opened his lunch box again and exclaimed, ‘Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump too.’ The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, ‘Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich one more time I’m also going to jump.’
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and leaped off the scaffold. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw bologna again, and leaped to his death.
At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again.’ The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!’ Everyone turned and looked at the blond guy’s wife and she said, “Don’t look at me. He packed his own lunch.”
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What do you call a blonde guy with an IQ of 35? Gifted.
Why don’t blonde guys eat more M & M’s? Too hard to peel.
What’s the difference between a blonde guy and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What do blonde guys have in common with beer bottles? They’re both empty from the neck up.
jomi: playing with perception 